The Dawn Of Sam (Satire)

Samuel looked to the west as he scraped a sticky, suspicious something from the bottom of his foot. (Was that legs on it?) It was his fourth day traveling with Ruby and the mountain didn’t appear to be any closer at all. Samuel had been told once that the mountain and the moon stayed still. […]

Samuel awoke to a dirty toe poking him in the ribs.
“Ruby?” He guessed correctly.
“I’m hungry,” she told him. “And you’re filthy. What have you been doing? I thought you were ready to go.”
“Well, I…”
Samuel looked around as he sat up. The puddle of drool and the sun rising up in the east told him that […]

Samuel spent the better part of the afternoon basking in the light of his own greatness. With almost no provocation, he had come to consider himself among the elite group of fellow inventors and discoverers that he heard people talk about—such as Thomas the Fire Bearer, Rodney the Wheel Crafter and Stewart of the […]